We're not in Kashmir anymore, Toto
*Burgers*Chips*Curry*Salad*Cans*Chicken* ... Ponies... ... Toys... ... Carpets... ... Liquid Viagra (Free! Today only!)... ... Chickens... ... Work boots... Welcome to the Mart. A Bank Holiday Monday Mart. Only on Bank Holidays does the Mart - what Orla Kiely fans would call a farmers' market, until they experience it in all its tacky, mucky, jumble sale glory - [...]